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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

" A FEMALE Assassin? How does she kill? With a BOOB!? "

— someone at Ubisoft, probably (via togesmooch)
date a ugly nigga, ugly niggas compliment u a decent amount & they act right

basedgosh:

every picture of two cute animals is you and your significant other. this is the official relationship rule


Men:
Not ALL men.

Men to their daughters:
Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids