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the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.


Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

" A FEMALE Assassin? How does she kill? With a BOOB!? "

— someone at Ubisoft, probably (via togesmooch)
date a ugly nigga, ugly niggas compliment u a decent amount & they act right


every picture of two cute animals is you and your significant other. this is the official relationship rule

Not ALL men.

Men to their daughters:
Yes, all men. Every single one of them.


"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids